Hey kiddo,
Please allow your mother (oh how weird does THAT sound) to get a good night’s sleep. After 4:30 am is not acceptable…really, she could use a few more than three or four hours. You mother is NOT like your father (yep that sounds weird too) and cannot function on inhuman amounts of sleep. And so…if you’re not going to make your appearance soon—and I’d be ok with that too—please help her to get some sleep without taking a shower at 3:30am.
Are we understanding each other? Probably not…oh well…at most two more weeks. (OMG OMG OMG)
Love,
Mommy
