So Why did I pick her to be the godmother?

 

Exhibit A:

(I may be in the picture, but Wendy was the bottle provider)

Exhibit B:

Wendy is clearly not a good influence.

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PUBLIC DISCLOSURE:

(Since this is the interweb and people panic…there are popcorn seed in the medicine bottle—also called a rattle—and the wine cooler bottle is empty—who doesn’t like to make noise with a glass bottle)