Seriously, the things parents say must sound insane to the surrounding world.
For instance I took a walk with my newly turned four month old (and in denial about that… moving on…)
As we walked we “talked.” By we, clearly I mean me…
And by talking I mean that I said the following:
“Oh look at the tree. Isn’t that a big tree? You like trees. Oooh look another tree…it’s a different tree. Isn’t that an interesting tree…”
Wash, rinse, repeat.
Does it frighten anyone else that people exhibiting certifiable behavior are the very ones allowed to care for children?
What a big girl!